SmartyPants

Five brands.
Same cut.
Find your pair.

Five pairs of black underwear from five different brands laid out in a row

Finding underwear you actually love shouldn’t require ordering from five different websites. Choose the cut you already wear and we’ll put five of the best in one box so you can wear them, compare them, and find yours.

$89 · 5 pairs · 5 brands · 1 cut

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Free shipping. One box, five brands, your cut, your size.

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Which cut are you looking for?

Buying underwear is weirdly inefficient.

You probably already know which cut you wear.

The hard part is figuring out which brand makes the one you’ll actually love wearing.

Every brand says theirs is the softest, most comfortable, most invisible, best-fitting version.

Actually comparing them means multiple websites, multiple orders, multiple shipping fees, and expensive mistakes you probably can’t return after actually wearing them.

There should be a smarter way.

How it works

01

Choose

Pick the cut you already wear.

02

Wear

Actually wear all five. That’s the point.

03

Pick

Compare them and find your favorite.

04

Win

Now you know which pair is yours.

Inside every test

Five of the best. You decide.

Black underwear representing Hanky Panky
01

Hanky Panky

The cult classic waistband.

Black underwear representing Negative
02

Negative

Minimalist, barely-there micro.

Black underwear representing Huha
03

Huha

Breathable, plant-based fabric.

Black underwear representing Commando
04

Commando

The original invisible edge.

Black underwear representing Brand 05
05

Brand 05

A newcomer worth the shelf space.

5
pairs
5
brands
1
cut
$89
total

There is no best pair.
There’s the one you prefer.

Maybe one disappears under leggings.

One has the perfect waistband.

One feels incredible but rides up.

And one makes you wonder why you’ve been buying anything else.

That’s your winner.

Do it yourself

  • 5 different websites
  • 5 separate orders
  • Potentially 5 shipping charges
  • Lots of research
  • No easy comparison

SmartyPants

  • 5 brands
  • 1 cut
  • 1 order
  • 1 shipment
  • Compare them side-by-side

Ready to find your pair?

Thong · Bikini · Brief

5 brands. Same cut. $89.

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For hygiene reasons, underwear is final sale once opened or worn. Unopened boxes can be returned within 30 days.